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giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.
breakinq:

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"A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do."

- Lisa Kleypas, Dreaming of You (via that-yuhja)

(Source: splitterherzen)

riverofbones:

vintage blog ❂
frcstbite:


Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

I really want to cry holy shit

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."

- Johnny Knoxville    (via caalifornia-queen)

(Source: veryhotbuns)